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I like being nudged.

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Crashes every time I try to comment.

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Anybody still on here?

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There's an LJ iPhone App. Do I keep this updated? Does anybody still read this thing?
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Dear School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I'm 94 years old and live at the local Home for the Aged. My family has long since passed away and I rarely have visitors. As a result, I have very limited contact with the outside world. This makes your gift especially welcome.

My roommate, Maggie Cook, has had her own radio for as long as I've known her. She listens to it all the time, though usually with an earplug or with the volume so low, I can't hear it. For some reason, she has never wanted to share it.

Last Sunday morning, while listening to her morning gospel programs, she accidentally knocked her radio off its shelf. It smashed into many pieces, and caused her to cry. It was so sad.

Fortunately, I had my new radio. Knowing this, Maggie asked if she could listen to mine. I told her to fuck off.

God bless you.

Sincerely,
Edna Johnson

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Happy Birthday Dashie!
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and

take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable

to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the

next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of......

 

"Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!",

"Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!",

"Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!"

....all night long.

   

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing, I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?

I couldn't even get on the bed!"
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